Everyone who loves using Facebook needs to put up some amusing statuses, right? And the funniest thing is that you get thousands of them in just one app, and updating your status is just a tap away. Choose from the Top 100 or from different categories, and log on to facebook right from the app. Publish the status and impress friends by posting a few daily.

The statuses are divided into different categories. The first categorie lets you choose the topic of your status from different options like Strange Facts, Stories, Men etc. Other categories include Daily Statuses, Random Funny Statuses, and a Magic Trick status (which allows you to write something like “This is the worst person on Earth: facebook.com/#/0123353…” etc and the person who clicks the link opens up his/her own profile!)

Some of the Statuses I recently used were: ????”is wondering what the person who discovered milk what doing with the cow”, ?”Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?”, and “Two fish run into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says,’Dam’.

Browsing through the scores of Satatuses is very amusing and posting them on your wall gets you many likes. The bad thing is that they know you’ve been using the App because it says ‘via Funny Status Updates’ (and I’d rather let them think I collected them!). Download the app from Applanet by searching for Status Updates and you’ll be laughing at the likes you get :)